a comparitive analysis: fisher stevens, parker stevenson, not the same dude

after careful analysis i have determined that, without a doubt, fisher stevens and parker stevenson ARE NOT the same dude. here is the evidence:

1. they look completely different ...



2. they were in totally different movies ...

hello, fisher stevens was in the greatest robot movie ever ... SHORT CIRCUIT 2 ... and parker stevenson WAS NOT!!! (he was in an episode of murder she wrote though)

3. parker stevenson has a hi-fi haircut and fisher stevens is kind of a little bit bald or he wears a hat

4. i saw parker stevenson at the grove one time and i have never seen fisher stevens at the grove

PROOF ... FISHER STEVENS AND PARKER STEVENSON ARE NOT THE SAME DUDE!

you tell me

you might be a vegetarian

oh man remember that guy jim foxworth and all those "you might have a redneck" jokes? well i just had a great idea ... why not do the exact same thing but instead of rednecks it could be about vegetarians. okay get ready to really laugh out loud (RLOL!)...

1. if you're a redneck who doesn't eat meat... you might be a vegetarian!

2. if you watch teevee without any pants on and you don't like hotdogs or you do like hotdogs but you don't eat them because you're a vegetarian... you might be a vegetarian!

wait. do i have to make them all redneck vegetarians or just regular vegetarians? this is hard i guess. also, is roast beef a meat?

some things ARE NOT funny

seriously. this is not a joke.

(a quiz)

FIND OUT IF YOUR THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO HATES IT WHEN PEOPLE USE APOSTROPHE'S INCORRECTLY

(don't worry, its quick and easy)

1. are you the type of person who hates things? (yes/no)
   
2. do you hate it when people use apostrophe's incorrectly (yes/no)
   
3. whats an apostrophe? (essay)
   
4. some apostrophe's are okay but i can't stand contractions (rate 1-5 where 5 is about a 5 and 1 is about a 1)
   
5. mexicans invented the upside down iexclamation! point/well not really because its just like a little i (either/or)
   
6. i know this one guy who pronounces punctation like "punchuation" (his name is richard if that helps)
   
7. if you saw a japenese kid wearing a t-shirt that said "thats a bang" would you say "what's a bang?" or "for fuck's sake there should be an apostrophe right there between the t and the s and p.s., what the fuck is a bang and why is your t-shirt telling me about it without an apostrophe right there between the t and the s" (yes/no)
   

Okay, if you scored between 7 and 10 then you ARE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO HATES IT WHEN PEOPLE USE APOSTROPHE'S INCORRECTLY!

stay tuned for tomorrow's quiz: is jeff foxworthy?