can i use this space to ask some questions about "sex"? it's kind of embarrassing but i am very naive when it comes to this kind of thing.
1. when somebody says a girl has "big honking tits" ... do the tits actually make a honking sound when you squeeze them or is that just a "term of endearment"? they don't really "honk" do they? or do they?
2. a lady called me an "ugly fuck face" the other day and now i am very self-conscious about how my face looks when I am "making intercourse" with my wife. do you think i really do have an ugly fuck face? and if i do, what can i do about it? i tried practicing in the mirror but how do i know if that's how my face actually looks when i am "in the middle of it"?