Sarah Palin's Pancakes to Nowhere

there is no debate, democrats and republicans alike are casting their vote for sarah palin's "pancakes to nowhere." crispy on the outside and heavenly in the middle, these "vice pancake nominees" are easier to make than a 17-year-old country girl...

ingredients

1.5 cups of flour

a dozen eggs (important: don't waste any eggs, it's god's will) 

1 cup of breast milk

1 tablespoon of sugar

1 alaskan salmon

1 tablespoon of baking powder or baking soda shoot i can never remember which one it is 

directions

sift flour, sugar, baking x, and salmon into a bowl

slowly add milk and eggs and stir until you see jesus' face made out of bubbles

heat pan to medium-high and spoon batter onto pan

serve hot