Monday, November 22, 2010

Bieber Christ

Our Bieber who art on a poster above my bed,
hallowed be thy hair.
Thy kingdom come
My hair will be done
at Supercuts as it is on your head.
Give us this day our daily four page spread in People magazine,
and forgive us our listening to Justin Timberlake before we knew about you,
as we forgive you for being Canadian,
lead us not into a bad haircut,
and deliver us from having to figure out any complex meaning in your songs.
For thine hair is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.


  1. and the kids are alright.

  2. by all means, please deliver me from complex meanings ;)

  3. hall-eh-lou-ya! and smscewo!

    you are hilarious

  4. Anonymous11:08 PM

    Sometimes i want to leave semi-meaningless, semi-ignorant comments like " Oh! You guys have Super Cuts down there too!"
    Or, "Oh! You guys like to belittle Canadians too! Hells yes!"
    Or, "Oh! Fink, I swear you are American. You write like you grew up here."
    Or, "Damn. You guys got Bieber fever down there too?"

    I think I'm that guy and you are my token Australian friend.

    Also, I once was fifteen feet away from a 5' 3" Justin Bieber, two 6' 8" black dudes and fifty 5' 6-7" white, suburban, teenage girls.
    True story.

  5. That's funny. Actually I am a dual Australian and American citizen. I lived in the U.S. for a year in 1990-91 and then again from 1993 until 2009 (my wife is American). We don't actually have Supercuts down here. I don't think.

    That is better than any of my celebrity sightings. Although I did once see the limo driver from the movie "Back to School" walking around in NYC.


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