The sexy Christian girl praying on her knees to the sky wonders why jockeys vomit on the daily. She prays on it, out loud, and then turns to the young man who is kneeling beside her.
"It's disgusting," she says.
"Nothing is beautiful," Donnie replies. "Apart from God, obviously. And your gigantic tits."
"Donnie!" Shouts the sexy Christian girl who has just finished praying on her knees to the sky. "Stop it. You know I don't like it when you covet my body like that."
"Well, we all do it. You have to," says Donnie.
"So is horse shit. But it's a part of the game. If you want to ride then you've got to stick your weight."
"Can't you just eat less?" asks the sexy Christian girl who is no longer praying on her knees to the sky.
"God made doughnuts, didn't he?" asks Donnie. "Why should I not partake in something so heavenly?"
"You don't have to eat the whole thing, though," says the sexy Christian girl who is still not praying on her knees to the sky. "You could just lick the sugar off the top."
"I've tried," says Donnie. "But once you get a taste..."
The sexy Christian girl returns to her knees, as if to pray to the sky once more.
Donnie unzips his pants and smiles. "This will help," he says. "I'm still a couple of ounces over my weight."
"Okay," says the sexy Christian girl who will soon be praying on her knees to the sky again. "But next time you better lick the doughnut."