the robot FAQ

robots:

1. can kill people in the face with their death rays
2. find it difficult to digest human foodstuffs
3. can solve mathematical equations and watch teevee at the same time
4. will "do you a solid" if you command them to
5. like to flirt but are never slutty (unless you command them to be)
6. do not aspire to be human
7. do aspire to be astronauts 
8. can do a pretty good christian slater impression (although it occasionally sounds more like the fonz)
9. cannot "sweat to the oldies"
10. dislike menial tasks like vacuuming, holepunching, and performing cpr on old people