Friday, September 05, 2008

Sarah Palin's Pancakes to Nowhere

there is no debate, democrats and republicans alike are casting their vote for sarah palin's "pancakes to nowhere." crispy on the outside and heavenly in the middle, these "vice pancake nominees" are easier to make than a 17-year-old country girl...

ingredients
1.5 cups of flour
a dozen eggs (important: don't waste any eggs, it's god's will) 
1 cup of breast milk
1 tablespoon of sugar
1 alaskan salmon
1 tablespoon of baking powder or baking soda shoot i can never remember which one it is 

directions
sift flour, sugar, baking x, and salmon into a bowl
slowly add milk and eggs and stir until you see jesus' face made out of bubbles
heat pan to medium-high and spoon batter onto pan
serve hot

2 comments:

  1. Dude! You forgot the moose. They are way too runny if you don't add moose. And more cowbell.

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  2. dang, i knew i shouldn't go by memory.

    sorry readers. hint: for extra crunch and flavor try using road-kill (or road-almost-dead) moose.

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