I met a girl online last night. She asked me what size
underpants I wore.
"Extra large," I typed. "Is that good?"
"Depends," she said. "It could mean that you're fat. Or that
you have a nicely sized package."
"I'm fat," I admitted.
"That's okay," she said. "I've had one of my breasts
removed."
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