Friday, June 10, 2011


I am not a vegan on account of:

  • I like to eat meat 
  • I am a terrible person
However, I have noticed that a lot of the people in my intersphere practice veganism. This post is for them. I am not trying to mock them. I am trying to support them and make them feel good about their life decisions. 

I am handing them a cup of water at mile thirteen and hugging them as they collapse across the finish line. 

So in honor of the vegans, here are my veganisms. Please feel free to enjoy them and share them amongst yourselves.


  1. way to flesh out your support.

    i try not to eat meat but have a love for chicken fetus salad. no vegan is the new no homo.

  2. hahahahaha

  3. Anonymous9:44 PM

    I don't have an opinion on vegans, unless they push their shit onto my lifestyle and judge me. I've found that in my experience, vegans are very quick to offer their shit and stifle me with their philosophy. It's at this point that I pepper spray their mothafuckin asses and get on with my day.

  4. i don't eat pork.

    i'm quitting lamb.

    big fan of cheese and also chicken.

    now, prepare me a meal - you have thirty minutes!

  5. I tried being a vegetarian a few years ago. It only lasted a couple of months. I could probably do it if I had a personal chef to make every meal. I could never go all the way vegan. Even if they waterboarded the cows while milking them I'd probably still eat my cheese and yoghurt and milky cereal.

    @Dick Robots, is cereal a meal?

  6. like major duh, of course it is.

    D Robots Celebrity Chef Tip: cornflakes with warm milk.


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