Saturday, December 05, 2009

the germans have robots



i don't feel like doing anything. my throat is sore. i'm upside down on the couch. i'm eating icecream.

but the germans have robots.

i need to stand up. i need to walk over there. i need to alert the taskforce.

the germans have robots.

i need to solve the equation. i must return to the modeling room. i've tried to solve the equation. it is a difficult equation to solve. but before now i did not know.

the germans have robots.

it's too much pressure. i'm watching tv. i want to stay in tonight. i want to watch tv. i want to enjoy my icecream.

but the germans have robots.

the reconnaissance team has completed their mission. they got inside. they took pictures. they were undetected. and now we know for an absolute fact.

the germans have robots.

i'm wearing my loungederwear. i'm settled in for the evening. i don't feel well. i want to call in sick.

but the germans have robots.

how dare they. those stupid people. can't follow a simple michael douglas movie but somehow, all of a sudden.

the germans have robots.

i cannot stand them. i will not stand for them. i will stay right here on the couch and eat my icecream and watch my tv. i just don't feel like doing anything.

let the germans have their robots.

8 comments:

  1. This is best enjoyed by singing it at the top of your lungs.

    "ealcol"

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  2. It's okay. The Japanese have robots too.

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  3. abebedores: ta

    otto: you sing, i'll listen

    dj: thanks. one of these days i'll get off the couch. also have you noticed lately that everybody is so good. there must be something in the internet.

    cami: the japanese are what we all aspire to. robots. karate. t-shirts. haircuts. they have it all.

    p.edward: and comfortable

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  4. Did you get to enjoy that icecream?

    Did you eat it like a robot or like a German?

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  5. no, i couldn;t enjoy it. short circuit 2 came on the teevee and i became racked with robot guilt.

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