i guess it was the 20th anniversary of saved by the bell or something and i was reading an article in a magazine and probably half of the article was all about how mr. belding got fat. i laughed because i suppose getting fat is funny on a certain level but then i thought about how it's also kind of mean to ridicule somebody for getting fat.
it bothered me.
so i mentioned it to cleo because she used to watch saved by the bell and also she's pretty fat. she said "eh, the writer is just a cunt and cunts always be cunting."
"that's true. cunts do always be cunting," i agreed. "but i'm not a cunt and i laughed when i read it."
she laughed and said that actually i am a cunt. "maybe a douchebag," i said to cleo, "but i am not a cunt."
"a douchebag deluxe," she countered, "with cuntish tendencies."
"bullshit," i said. "whatever. at least i'm not fat."
the article also implied that mario lopez is as awesome as he seems.
I feel kind of bad that I laughed at this.
ReplyDeletemario lopez is a douchebag and that's a fact
ReplyDeletef by douchebag you mean awesome then you are probably right. hmm, that would make it "mario lopez is a awesome" ... bad grammar not withstanding, i'm pretty sure mario lopez is a awesome
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