this t-shirt is ironic

(read to the tune of "this beat is technotronic")

Now when I'm down at the beach, tanned
I reach for my t-shirt and
nothing, somebody's stolen it
someone's gonna get a swollen lip
but yo, i got it planned, I demand
A new t-shirt to rock the home joint
With a retro look that has no point
Yo, so hip it will hurt, too
I'll explain the style of the shirt, yo

This t-shirt, this t-shirt
This t-shirt is ironic
This t-shirt is ironic

And the guy at the market's got a t-shirt
He's a bit of a cunt
But he knows i like t-shirts with shit written on the front
So I give the order of what I want
He don't wanna get sacked so he
Pulls out a t-shirt from the back door

Says it will get the party goin' on the dance floor
And that's where the party's at
And I'll find out if I wear that

So I rock that t-shirt steady
Like a rock and I won't stop
Till it goes yellow in the pit
Or suckers spill ketchup on it
But yo, when they do that it really sucks, coz
This t-shirt cost sevent five bucks

This t-shirt, this t-shirt
This t-shirt is ironic
This t-shirt is ironic

This t-shirt is ironic

This t-shirt, this t-shirt
This t-shirt is ironic
This t-shirt is ironic

There's the dance floor, get on it

Now when I'm down on the beach sand
All the ladies like my t-shirt and
I'm the man
To make you understand
How this is planned, I demand
A new t-shirt to rock the home joint
With a retro look that has no point
Yo, so hip it will hurt, too
I'll explain the style of the shirt, hah

This t-shirt, this t-shirt
This t-shirt is ironic
This t-shirt is ironic

This t-shirt is ironic

This t-shirt, this t-shirt
This t-shirt is ironic
This t-shirt is ironic

There's the dance floor, get on it