i'm going to make t-shirts, with pictures of food on them, and sell them at the market. people will buy them. there will be a picture of an item of food and then above (or below or above and below) there will be the word for that food. there will be nothing on the back. some of the t-shirts i will make are:
- bananas
- nuts
- turkey
- meat pie
- candy
- sausage
- cheese
- cake
- ham
- noodle
- butter
- ricardo montalbán
butter for me, please.
ReplyDeletethey will make people very hungry
ReplyDeletemy friend owns a food stand at the market so maybe we could work out some kind of cross-promotion arrangement. he's a pretty nice guy.
ReplyDeletebutter will be a huge hit.
ReplyDeleteI need a t-shirt with a clock in Australian time on it so whenever I want to know what time it is where you are, I can just look at my t-shirt. Or in a mirror or reflective storefront window, if I don't want to get a crick in my neck.
ReplyDeleteto figure out australian time you have to add 6 hours, multiply by pi, eat a vegemite sandwich, figure out the hypotenuse, shave three stripes into your left eyebrow, say "howzat," jump on somebody's bandwagon, and then divide everything by 12. and because we live in the future we wear sleeveless t-shirts. but i think we could do it. i'll give it a shot and let you know.
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